What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?